Things that never change about Bollywood..

We love the STARS and even consider them god but there is something which makes me love Bollywood movies and it is how that they never change and still attract the viewers and remain a million or billion dollar industry. So presenting to you a few things that never change about our Bollywood:

1.The never ending ROMANCE :
If any day the world sees hatred around and finds love missing, what we need to do is watch some Bollywood movies. There are love triangles, quadrilateral and polygons of many sides.

But I don’t understand why in every movie the Hero never falls in love with a Heroine unless before they dance under the rain. Or why don’t they realize their love till the point the father of girl says to the boy “jitni tumhaari ek mahine ki kamai hai, utni toh meri beti ek din mein bikhariyon ko tip de diya karti hai”.
 

2. The “latkas and the jhtakas”:

 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie. But when the two lovers dance in the middle of blank field, nobody till date knows where the 100 other people come from and suddenly rejoin them to dance together with them. Now only this but how when they are tumbling and running rotating while singing and suddenly appear again with different suit or clothes is also a mystery.

  

3. Don’t get confused, it’s the double role :

 When the producers loves any actor a lot and want to give a major part to him/her, there is always an option and that is double role. People say its “Two for the price of one”.

Why is it that one twin is a “sharafat ki murat” and the other is evil and the innocent one always gets beaten up due the kaminapan (pardon the language) of the other twin. Well, this remains a mystery.
 

4. All our heroes are the superheroes:

We are not talking about RajniKant. He is incomparable. After all every actor can’t bear the pain of so many jokes on him and still fight with 100 villains at a time. We are talking about our Bollywood heroes who jump above the fire, break the walls just to find that the villain character which he fight is actually his own relative,“A man would not feel any pain during a big fight, he always feel plaintive pain when a woman try to clean the wound.” Why is this so? This answer can be given only by our superheroes.

  
5. No need of script, just copy:

 All they had to do is change the alphabet H from Hollywood into B and that made it Bollywood, WOW very original isn’t it. Many of the movies made in Bollywood are blatantly copied or partially plagiarized (from other movies). Some of them just take some inspiration and some of them are simply a remake and some even go to the extent of copying the original movie scene-by-scene.Well whatever it is, isn’t nice that it is preventing the usage of our resources in thinking about the story, scenes and even the dialogues.

6. Tadka of the item number:

Earlier there were two types of DIVAS in Bollywood movies. They were the heroine who was pure as a petal and the vamp who was always naughty, immodest, somebody who drank and smoked. Now we have a third one and this one makes your movie a hit even when it’s the biggest flop. These are the item numbers. From non-meaning lyrics to the hip movements, suggestive gestures, seducing looks, turns and twists of waist, these can drive the masses wild. From Ishq kamina (what a name) to Main Aayi Hoon UP Bihar Lootne, munni badnaam hui, sheela ki jawani and now Jalebi bai, our Bollywood has rocked the world by its never ending hit item songs.

 

7. The KHAN effect:

Even when there is no script, no good dialogues and no story line what one needs to make it a hit are our KHANs. Sallu teaches us a lot. He says to the writers, forget the script and the themes. Muscles-shuscles and some heavy dialogue-shialogue mouthed with anger is the new mantra to ensure box office success, at least on the first day.This is what one call KHAN EFFECT.

  

Bollywood repeats itself but I say it’s full of these small and IMPORTANT mysteries. It cherishes our life. It gives us a reason to be lively and cheerful.When Bollywood gives us so many reason to cherish upon we also thank it by watching its repeating, boring and many a times stupid stories. 

A SALUTE to it